Saturday 7 April 2012

Funny

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Ye Bat Samajh Me Aayi Nhi

Aur Mummy Ne Samjhayi Nhi.


Main Kaise Meethi Bat Kru
Jb Meethi Cheez Khayi Nhi,
Appa Pakaati H Halwa
Wo Aakhir Kyo Halwai Nhi,
Bhyya Ki Mangni Huyi Kal
Kyo kal Hi Dulhan Mangwai Nhi

Ye Bat Samjh Me Aayi Nhi
Aur Mummy Ne Samjhayi Nhi.

Nani Ke Miya Jab Nana Hai
Dadi Ke Miya Bhi Dada H
Tb Appa Se Pucha Maine
Kya Baji Ke Miya Baja H?

Ye Bat Samjh Me Aayi Nhi
Aur Mummy Ne Samjhayi Nhi.

Jb Nya Mahina Aata H
Tb Bijli Ka Bill Aata H
Jabki Baadal Bechara Ye
Bijli Muft Me Lutata H
Phir Hmne Apne Ghar Kyo
Baadal Se Bijli Lagwai Nahi

Ye Baat Samajh Me Aayi Nhi

Aur Mummy Ne Samjhayi Nhi.

Agr Sher Ki Khala Billi H
To Phir Hmne Use Kyo Pala H
Kya Sher Bahut Nalayak H
Jo Khala Ko Maar Nikala h?

Ye Baat Samajh Me Aayi Nhi
Aur Mummy Ne Samjhayi Nhi.

Kyo Lambe Baal H Bhalu Ke
Kyo Uski Choti Krwayi Nhi
Kya Wo Bhi Ganda Bacha H
Yha Uska Koi Baap Bhai Nhi
Ye Uska Hair Style H
Ya Jangal Me Koi Nayi Nahi

Ye Baat Samajh Me Aayi Nahi

Aur Mummy Ne Samjhayi Nhi.

Jo Tare Jag Mag Krte Hai
Kya Inki Koi Chachi Tayi Nhi
Hoga Koi Rista Suraj Se
Ye Baat Hume Batlayi Nhi
Pr Ye Chand Kis Ka Mamu H
Jb Ammi Ka Wo Bhai Nhi

Ye Baat Samjh Me Aayi Nhi

Aur Mummy Ne Samjhayi Nhi.